This is the THIRD of several letters sent to Coca Cola by Scott Lamber and the other meddlers in my apartment building. To see #2, click here: Psycho Blames His Ex for the Restraining Order. To see #4, click here: “Moby Dick” Author On A Coke Bottle?
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