To read the first letter to Dry Idea, click here: Deodorant Fairy?. To read another account of senseless violence, click here: Snickers – My Granny Was Murdered (“PG” Content).
My new favorite word: DABSTER. Click here to view the video mentioned in the letter: http://abc7.com/news/video-driver-backs-into-pump-at-gas-station-fire-erupts/1493169/.
To read about the Black Shorts Incident, click here: Chandler Police Department – I lost my shorts.