To read the first letter to Dry Idea, click here: Deodorant Fairy?. To read another account of senseless violence, click here: Snickers – My Granny Was Murdered (“PG” Content).
My new favorite word: DABSTER. Click here to view the video mentioned in the letter: http://abc7.com/news/video-driver-backs-into-pump-at-gas-station-fire-erupts/1493169/.
To read about the Black Shorts Incident, click here: Chandler Police Department – I lost my shorts.
Here’s a letter written to the gym: Planet Fitness: How Much Does the Little Pin Weigh? And read about someone disappearing in a poof of mathematic finality here: Celsius Energy Drink Vaporized My Roommate.
Seriously, companies need to get past the form letter. They’re so lame and impersonal! Click here for the follow-up letter to (and from) Dry Idea: Dry Idea Deodorant – I Shot Your Fairy. Click here for a really excellent, personalized non-form-letter response: JOIN THE DALEK OR BE… EXTERMINATED!