My new favorite word: DABSTER.
To read about the Black Shorts Incident, click here: Chandler Police Department – I lost my shorts.
Here’s a letter written to the gym: Planet Fitness: How Much Does the Little Pin Weigh? And read about someone disappearing in a poof of mathematic finality here: Celsius Energy Drink Vaporized My Roommate.
Seriously, companies need to get past the form letter. They’re so lame and impersonal! Click here for a really excellent, personalized non-form-letter response: JOIN THE DALEK OR BE… EXTERMINATED!
Scott Lamber also tormented the Snickers people another time. Click here: Snickers – You’re Bad at Math. There’s one more “PG” letter. To read it, click here: Kill Cliff Energy Drink.
Don’t worry, you can trust MicroSoft with your personal information.