Dear Aurora Youth Dentistry,
I plan to Aurora things up in your community in a couple of months on an extended work trip (dolphin industry).
I’m looking for an affordable dentist just in case my tooth breaks again while I’m there. As it appears that your dentists are children, I imagine the cost of the dental work is considerably less than when the work is performed by grownups.
Do you accept cash for treatment? I generally keep a large stack of cash in my flannel for emergencies, food, fuel, strip clubs, etc.
While I don’t anticipate any issues with my oral health, thank you in advance for helping put a “dent” in any tooth issues that may beset my pearly white little “rocky mountains” while I’m up there getting “rocky mountain high,” in between my various work commitments.
Gracias,
Scott Lamber
P.S. – Have you tried those flavored marshmallows? I think they need to make a Steel Reserve beer flavored one.
Submitted to their CONTACT US form on 7/25/2023 at 8:26 p.m. They promised to “get in touch … shortly.”
I’m sure it won’t be much longer! When they reply, I’ll post it here.
The Lamber Letters 