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My New Garbage Disposal

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Dear InSinkErator,

I just removed my old InSinkErator garbage disposal because it was leaking nasty swamp juice all over the cabinet. The outside of the old unit said it had a three-year warranty, but we’ve lived here for nine years, and that mofo was already installed when we bought the place. So I think it probably lasted at least a decade. That’s some good workmanship right there.

But to my main point. The new unit boasts that it is a “space saver.” In what way does space need saving, and how will your product accomplish that? And really, to hell with space! I don’t really care if Saturn collides with Jupiter and they both careen off into the sun or whatever. None of that would affect me. (But I’d like to watch!)

I guess my only real issue would be if the InSinkErator flies off into space on some space-saving mission or whatever (“Help me Obi-Wan InSinkErator, you’re my only hope!”), because it took me two hours to install the damn thing and I imagine I’d have to re-do the whole process assuming it survives reentry into Earth’s atmosphere.

By Grabthar’s Hammer, I really want to know.

Spacially,

Scott Lamber

P.S. Have you seen that ad for Dawn dish soap where a hapless little baby duck is coated in oil and muck, presumably from the Exxon Valdez or something and a very kind man uses Dawn to restore it to its yellow fluffy cuddly state? I wonder if it wouldn’t just be easier to put that little guy down an InSinkErator. I don’t think there’s any shortage of ducks. So what would be the harm?

Submitted via InSinkErator’s CONTACT US form on July 27, 2023 at 11:26 p.m.

Hello Scott,

Thanks for your email. 
I’m sorry to hear about the old disposer. It has lasted a long time. For your new disposer, the space saving design is perfect for small households and families who don’t cook as much or for restricted cabinet space.

Should you have questions or concerns with the disposer in the future, feel free to contact us so we can help you.

Regards,

Faith
Consumer Specialist

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Reply received via email on Friday, July 28 at 12:27 p.m.